Equal Rights Or I Bites Tee | Funny Raccoon Activist Shirt

Equal Rights Or I Bites T-Shirt: No Compromises!

Some truths are so fundamental, even a grumpy raccoon will defend them. Our Equal Rights Or I Bites T-Shirt features a charmingly menacing furry friend with a very clear ultimatum. This isn't just an anti-Trump tee; it’s a funny equal rights apparel piece that delivers a firm message about justice for all. It’s perfect for the anti-Republican who understands that some principles are non-negotiable, even if you have to bare a tiny tooth or two.

This civil rights advocacy shirt is ideal liberal merchandise for anyone passionate about upholding human dignity and protecting the constitutionality of the United States. It's a fantastic pro-equality statement tee for a political protest, making it known that you resist discrimination and harmful policies. For the "never Trump" contingent, this humorous social justice clothing makes a bold stance against those who would seek to diminish anyone's rights. It makes an excellent progressive civil rights apparel gift, reminding everyone to vote blue for a truly equitable society and to stop actions that undermine equality.

Crafted for ultimate comfort (because standing up for what's right shouldn't chafe!), this impactful t-shirt is available in a spectrum of colors, allowing you to choose the perfect shade for your friendly (but firm) demand for justice.

Available in sizes XS-5XL
Choose from a variety of expressive colors
Made with soft, comfortable fabric

Highest Quality Products

Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton

100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors
35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester for heather colors

This lightweight tees (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) feels super soft against your skin - comfortable enough for those early morning egg collections or all-day wear.

The classic unisex fit works great for casual coop chores or a quick run to the feed store.

You will also appreciate:

No side seams (tubular knit) so it hangs nicely and doesn't bunch up
Ribbed collar that keeps its shape even after multiple washes
Shoulder tape for extra durability

The water-based, eco-friendly printing process means you won't have any harsh chemical smells, and the design stays looking fresh wash after wash - important when you're dealing with the stress that can come from protesting!

Shipping

FREE ECONOMY SHIPPING on orders of 2 or more T-Shirts

Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order

Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered

Returns

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Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.

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Wash & Care Instructions

Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant longer than your patience for USA politics!

Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
Choose low temperatures and mild soaps.
Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight clothing articles like jeans and towels.
Iron inside out and start with a lower heat. Prints and irons are not best friends.