Cankles McTaco Tits – Political Satire with Fast Food Twist
Cankles McTaco Tits – Political Satire with Fast Food Twist
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If you thought the drive-thru menu was bad for your health, wait until you see what happens when fast food meets politics. The "Fast Food Fascist T-Shirt" calls out the golden-haired combo meal of corruption, complete with a side of lies and that trademark red tie. This funny anti-Trump t-shirt is perfect for anyone who sees through the Happy Meal version of democracy. Spoiler alert: it comes with plenty of grease and zero accountability. Wear it to protests, awkward family dinners, or anywhere you want to supersize the sarcasm.
- Perfect parody mash-up of fast food and politics (and not in a good way).
- Great for anti-Trump, anti-MAGA, and pro-constitution truth-tellers.
- Makes a bold protest shirt or conversation starter.
- Sizes XS–5XL, because democracy should fit everyone.
Made for comfort and durability, this funny political t-shirt feels better than rejecting a supersized MAGA combo. The fabric is soft, breathable, and designed for everyday wear — from rallies to sarcastic Sunday brunch. Durable enough to survive countless washes, fiery debates, and even a few ketchup-throwing tantrums. Slip it on, speak your truth, and remind the world: America deserves better than fast-food fascism.
Shirt Details: Crafted from soft, breathable cotton with a classic fit that runs true to size. The seamless design ensures comfort, while the ribbed knit collar holds its shape wash after wash. Shoulders are reinforced for long-lasting wear, making it your go-to protest gear for years to come.
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- 100% ring-spun cotton for solid colors
- 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester for heather colors
This lightweight tees (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) feels super soft against your skin - comfortable enough for those early morning egg collections or all-day wear.
The classic unisex fit works great for casual coop chores or a quick run to the feed store.
You will also appreciate:
- No side seams (tubular knit) so it hangs nicely and doesn't bunch up
- Ribbed collar that keeps its shape even after multiple washes
- Shoulder tape for extra durability
The water-based, eco-friendly printing process means you won't have any harsh chemical smells, and the design stays looking fresh wash after wash - important when you're dealing with the stress that can come from protesting!
Shipping
Shipping
Shipping
FREE ECONOMY SHIPPING on orders of 2 or more T-Shirts
Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order
Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
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Wash & Care Instructions
Wash & Care Instructions
Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant longer than your patience for USA politics!
- Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
- Choose low temperatures and mild soaps.
- Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
- Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight clothing articles like jeans and towels.
- Iron inside out and start with a lower heat. Prints and irons are not best friends.
